thumbs up/thumbs down on dating

--a guideline for men--

a) Pointing out your favorite store is Bed Bath and Beyond on first (blind) date- Thumbs Down

b) Admitting you have a Hawaiian themed bedroom, complete with grass skirt bed skirt-Thumbs Down

c) Writing a two page letter on how I have changed your life, after one date-Thumbs Down

d) Continually referring to yourself in third person, by the nickname you created for yourself- Thumbs Down

e) Pointing out that you have a hot tub, even before you ask for my number- Thumbs Down

f) Baby talking your dogs to the extent that you don't notice when I have left the room for extended periods of time- Thumbs Down

g) Referring to your kayak and hang glider as your kids- Thumbs Down

h) World of Warcraft- Thumbs Down

i) Carrying a “satchel” while wearing skin tight jeans- Thumbs Down