Apology Accepted??

Dear Brady,
Instead of throwing the ketchup on you, I guess I should have just bought you this shirt.




Well, maybe ending up w ketchup on you wasn't so bad, you have a baby with the girl that washed your shirt, and an awesome friend named Penny.


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What Not to Wear

So, MM told me I had to buy this cute (must have been made of diamonds) sundress while on one of those crazy shopping trips that you can only have with a good friend.

(other purchases included rhinestone tatoos, a pearl snap onezie and single serve bloody mary mixes)

I wear the dress every chance I get. One particular night, the plan was to go dancing and then got changed to bowling.

Should I change? No, I look good in it. Everything looks dumb with bowling shoes.

So, I wore said dress bowling. I learned a very important lesson.

Dating lesson: Strapless bras and sports don't mix.

Pep in My Step

I think about a lot of things while running.

Tonight, I thought about my friends, my future and how good I was looking in my new Brooks running skort (Capulin may eat my lunch, but at least I will look cute while it does!).

I ran past two guys and waved. The following conversation occured.

Guy #1: Hello

Me: (panting) Hey man

Guy #1: Looking good, looking good. You keep it up girl.

Yeah. Maybe he was pushing a trash can around the parking lot of an apartment building. But it gave me that little extra boost I needed. Doesn't take much with me these days.

Dating Lesson: flattery, boys, it will get you far.

Rule One and Rule Two

I have two criteria that every guy must meet before I will consider dating him.

1) he must have both a fitted and a flat sheet on his bed.

2) he cannot wear camo outside of deer season.

(preferably, no camo at all but that really narrows down my field and my mom told me not to be tooo picky)

I realize some of you may see flaws in my logic. Perhaps that is true. But these rules serve a purpose and have been painstakingly and carefully crafted over the past four years with the help of my mysterious life coach.

You don't have to follow them if you don't want to. But I will. So what if someday I want to be an old maid with two cats, a dog and a rabbit that dreams about firemen. thankyouverymuch.

Oh crap, I already have two cats, a dog and a rabbit. and I may or may not daydream about firemen.

what's worse? v.2

What's Worse?

Going on a date with:

a vegetarian

--or--

someone who says George Who??

I may have done both, but I would advise against either.

Giveaway Winner!

Well my dogette said she wasn't helping me draw a name so my coworker did the pick instead....





Lori has a sweet husband, Matt and an even sweeter little bun in her oven that I can't wait to meet!

Yea Matt! Date night=solved!!

Don't forget to take a picture! You know I will keep pestering you until I get it!!!!


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criteria

well, so you want to make it on my blog...

if you are female, you only have 1 criteria! You must have a funny dating story.

if you are male, sorry, but it is a little more tricky.

if I have never kissed you, you follow the same criteria as the ladies (sorry, no offense to your manly-hood)

if I have kissed you it is a little more tricky.

you must (choose one from below):

a) make me angry

b) do something dumb

c) act like a jerk

and

I must (choose one from below):

a) never have said those three little words

b) never have told my granny about you

scratch that...I tell my granny some pretty funny stuff.