What Not to Wear

So, MM told me I had to buy this cute (must have been made of diamonds) sundress while on one of those crazy shopping trips that you can only have with a good friend.

(other purchases included rhinestone tatoos, a pearl snap onezie and single serve bloody mary mixes)

I wear the dress every chance I get. One particular night, the plan was to go dancing and then got changed to bowling.

Should I change? No, I look good in it. Everything looks dumb with bowling shoes.

So, I wore said dress bowling. I learned a very important lesson.

Dating lesson: Strapless bras and sports don't mix.